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(928): View more from Arizona

Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs

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(980): View more from North Carolina

It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe

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(313): View more from Michigan

I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?

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(406): View more from Montana

There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole

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(347): View more from New York

She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.

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(214): View more from Texas

come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals

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