I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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