I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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