I wanna passion pit in your ass
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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