obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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