judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There's always time for handjobs
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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