Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!

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(512): View more from Texas

You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong

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(802): View more from Vermont

Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake

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(713): View more from Texas

I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.

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(714): View more from California

I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics

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(301): View more from Maryland

He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are

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