We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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