SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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