She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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