I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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