so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
