My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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