We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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