D3 body, D1 cock
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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