Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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