I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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