All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Randomize
