Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
