i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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