did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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