talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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