it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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