took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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