Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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