What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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