We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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