i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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