8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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