You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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