Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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