Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Randomize
