dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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