At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
either way he was missing a nipple.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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