Are we in a gay sports bar?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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