New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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