is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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