if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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