you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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