have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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