She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He? As in you personified your dick?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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