yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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