if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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