Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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