All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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