I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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