I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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