Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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