Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Randomize
