Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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