are you still at the devil's house?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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